I love beach balls and pinwheels
Xcode: Oh hai! How are you doing today?
Me: I just relaunched you because you crashed. Again. So, you know, kind of shitty.
Xcode: Oh well, here are the last 20 windows that you had open about 45 minutes ago.
Me: I don’t really need those open any more. Just do a clean build of the code, OK.
Xcode: Let’s play beach ball!!! I love beach balls and pinwheels!!!
Me: Xcode 3 just liked to work. Why can’t you be like that guy?
Xcode: Good news! Build Release. Success. No issues.
Me: Great!
Me: No. Wait.
Me: There were warnings before you crashed. Where’d they go? I haven’t fixed those yet.
Xcode: Nope. No warnings. Nothing to see here. Move along. Everything is happy green checkmarks!
Me: No it’s not. Those were real warnings. Bring those back!
Xcode: I don’t remember any warnings. I don’t even have logs that show them.
Me: I hate you.
