How to test an HD TV
Management: We’re going to need a test for these HD TVs.
Engineering: Sure. No problem. We can do that.
Management: What’ll you need?
Engineering: A poodle, of course.
Management: Check. A poodle. Got it. What else?
Engineering: About 10,000 watts of florescent rainbow lighting. And bubbles. A lot of bubbles. Foam bubbles, a bubble shooter, giant bubbles, all kinds of bubbles.
Management: Check. OK. And?
Engineering: A supercharged, day-glow orange, 1969 Ford Mustang.
Management: No can do. We can only do half the car. Budget cuts, you know.
Engineering: It’ll have to do.
Results: 1080p Test via Laughing Squid
